Top 5 Christmas Songs

5) "12 Days of Christmas"
4) "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"
3) "Frosty the Snowman"
2) "Little Drummer Boy"
1) "O Holy Night"

Top 5 Things Black People Do That White Folks Don't

More generalizations

5) Put more money into rims than retirement
4) Dress up for church
3) Put gold in their mouth. Their ENTIRE mouth.
2) Run on CP Time (This is actually done on purpose...)
1) "Nigga-rigging" (Hispanics are GREAT at this too)

Honorable Mention: Extravagant Greetings. A simple handshake or hug won't do. Greetings are uusally accompanied with weird noises, lots of hand signals, and depending on the relationship probably a small dance.

Top 5 Things White People Do That Black Folks Don't

I'm in the mood for some broad generalizations...

5) Vote Republican
4) Have a country music station programmed on their radio
3) Like women with no meat on their bones
2) Play Golf (Tiger's only one person)
1) Kiss their pets in the mouth

Honorable Mention: Sleeping outside for ANYTHING. Football tickets, Xbox 360s, movie tickets, some super sale at Target, whatever. That's an all white event right there.

Top 5 School Supplies

Guest List by Libby of Randomnimnity

5) Scissors
4) Elmer's White School Glue
3) 3 Hole Punch
2) Sticky Tak
1) A Straight Staple Remover (See Friend of the Day post from today)

Top 5 Songs I Could Live Without

Guest List By Mandy of BlogIsTheNewBlack

5) 50 Cent - "Window Shopper" (Find a window and jump out of it already 50)
4) Madonna - "Hung Up" (Time goes by so slowly when I hear this song)
3) Nickelback - "Photograph" (What the hell is that lyric that sucks? Oh yeah, all of them.)
2) Lindsay Lohan - "Confessions of a Broken Heart (Daughter to Father)" (The parentheses should have been used to say (THIS SONG SUCKS))
1) Green Day - "Wake Me Up When September Ends" (Wake me up when Green Day's 2nd wave of popularity is over.)

Top 5 Songs I'm-A-Rockin' Right Now

Guest List by Mandy of BlogIsTheNewBlack

5) Spoon - "I Turn My Camera On"
4) Hawthorne Heights - "Niki FM" (TP: Good choice)
3) The Veronicas - "4-Ever"
2) Gorillaz - "Dare"
1) Fall Out Boy - "Dance, Dance"

Top 5 Potential Progressive Slogans

The other day at work, one of the guys had to call the Nationwide claims department. Well they put him on hold for a while and apparently the Nationwide jingle is their hold music. When he got off he remarked, "Ya know, we don't have any cool slogans or jingles. Someone needs to come up with some."

Here's 5.

5) Progressive. Born From Jets.
4) Progressive. We have cool cars.
3) Progressive. No, not the soup company. The other Progressive.
2) Progressive. No cartoon dogs or silly geckos. Just good service.
1) Progressive. If it's got wheels, it's got insurance.*

*Progressive insures Segway scooters. Which I think is rediculous and brillant at the same time.

Mucho Cerveza

Bienvenidos to Cinco de Piddy's 1st semi-drunk post. Since I'm making this the flagship, expect random stories here in addition to the normal "list-post-go" format of this blog. Promise they won't be long stories. Just used moreso as a set up piece.

Anyways, tonight I didn't want to go out. I could have, but I just wasn't up for going to Five Points. I like girls. I like beer. I like randomness. I like strippers. I just wasn't up for it tonight. Which wasn't a completely bad thing. I got a chance to chit chat w/ Miss Jen (which is always great randomness in itself), watch some good football, and laugh at Libby and her encounter with the Loch Ness Monster. Well after all of them went to sleep, I decided I wanted to drink. Who decides this at 3:30am? Me. In case you've forgotten, I'm a night-shifter at heart. What's 3:30am to you is only 9pm to me.

While I have no problem with drinking by myself, I always need a gimmick. Usually its wrestling (which explains why I've never seen Michaels v. Angle from WrestleMania 21 sober), but I wasn't in a mood to watch guys slam each other on the mat. Jen gave me the idea of celebrating her brother's birthday and her parent's annivesary, which is fine. Just as good of a reason as any, but I still needed a theme.

That's when it hit me. Hip hop blowout!! (For those of you keeping score at home, keep note - I NEVER use the exclaimation point, let alone twice. The alcohol is starting to kick in.) There's nothing like a flashback to the late 80s/early 90s to make you feel good. So without further adieu, here is my hip-hop play list. I mean you can't have a good party without good music, even if it is just a party of one (it coulda been a party of five, but my parents didn't die in a car accident).

In no particular order or ranking (seeing as how Winamp was on shuffle):

• Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five - "White Lines"
• Pharcyde - "Passin Me By"
• Cool C - "Glamorous Life"
• 2Pac - "Brenda's Got A Baby'
• George Clinton & The Parliament Funkadelic - "One Nation Under A Groove"
• Paperboy - "Ditty"
• LL Cool J - "I'm Bad"
• Arrested Development - "Mr. Wendal"
• Dr. Dre - "Let Me Ride"
• Ice Cube - "It Was A Good Day"
• Beastie Boys - "Girls"
• Digable Planets - "Rebirth of Slick"
• Run-DMC - "Rockbox"
• Kid N' Play - "Ain't Gonna Hurt Nobody" (you don't want none of Piddy. I go way back)
• Digital Underground - "Humpty Dance"

Now hopefully I don't get up and try to break out 5th-grade-esque dance moves. Because there's deifnitley no one out here to help me other than Curious George. And while he's been a great friend, I don't think he can dial 9-1-1 without some human assistance.

A Little Better

Image once again from Yahoo! Music

A little better. It's still not me. But it is a black dude. And I'm black. So the next logical step is Shakira, Piddy, Mariah. I like it.

Since I need a list to make this a valid post

Top 5 Kanye West Songs
5) "Home" (Unreleased cut from "The College Dropout")
4) "Through The Wire"
3) "Slow Jamz" ft Jamie Foxx & Twista
2) "Jesus Walks"
1) "Never Let Me Down" ft Jay-Z & J.Ivy

Top 5 Really Obnoxious Jokes From Childhood

Guest List from Libby of Randomnimnity

(T_P Edit: Boy if this list doesn't SCREAM Libby :-))

5) "What's black and white and red all over? A penguin with a sunburn"

4) "This is the song that doesn't end" from Lambchop

3) "Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a fuck?"
(T_P: Apprently Libs spent her childhood gangbanging in the hood...)

2) "Knock knock. Who's There? Boo. Boo who? It's just me, you dont' have to cry."

1) "Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?"

Top 5 Floats/Balloons at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade

Part III of II of Libby of Randomnimnity's Thanksgiving Series. Yes, III of II because I forgot this one was in there. My bad Libs.


5T) Bart Simpson Balloon
5T) Lip-Synching "Days of Our Lives" Stars
4) The Rockette's
3) Snoopy
2) That Goofy Looking Turkey Float with the bobbly head
1) Santa Claus

(T_P Edit: I'd hotswap the Bart balloon for the Big Bird one)

Top 5 Things To Do On Thanksgiving

Part II of II of Libby of Randomnimnity's Thanksgiving Series

5) Brag to Carolina fans/relatives about how good it feels to be a winner
4) Eat
3) Spend time with family you only get to see twice a year
2) Nap/Watch Football
1) Eat leftovers

Top 5 Thanksgiving Fixins'

Part I of II from Libby of Randomnimnity's Thanksgiving Series

5) Turkey
4) Dressing
3) Green Bean Casserole
2) Cranberry Sauce
1) Sweet Potato Souffle w/ Marshmallows

Top 5 Things To Do At Night Instead Of Getting Work Done And Meeting Your Bedtime

Guest List by Libby of Randomnimnity

5) Blog
4) Talk on AIM
3) Make your own off-key recordings of Sesame Street Songs
2) Talk to Terence
1) Keep talking to Terence

(T_P Edit: You hear that ladies. I'm single too ;-))

Top 5 Top 5 List Topics

Guest list by Libby of Randomnimnity

5) Top 5 places you've ever visited
4) Top 5 places you want to visit
3) Top 5 people you want to meet (dead or alive)
2) Top 5 Favorite Songs Ever
1) Top 5 Sexual Fantasies

(T_P: Guess who just has 4 new lists to do :-) I've already done #5)

Top 5 Touchdowns From Clemson-Carolina 2005

Guest List from Libby of Randomnimnity

5) Better Luck
4) Next Year
3) Carolina
2) Clemson - The one that got called back because of Roman Fry's dumbass holding penalty
1) Clemson - James Davis 2yd run

Top 5 Interceptions From Clemson-Carolina 2005

List provided by Libby of Randomnimnity

5) Charlie Whitehurst's 1st (His 1st pass of the game)
4) Blake Mitchell's 2nd (the one that was stripped and recovered by Carolina)
3) Charlie Whitehurst's 2nd (His 4th pass of the game)
2) Blake Mitchell's 1st
1) Blake Mitchell's 3rd (The one that sealed the game for Clemson)

Top 5 Excuses...

...overheard while leaving Williams-Brice after the Clemson Tigers 13-9 victory over the University of South Carolina Gamecocks

5) "That first interception they got hit the ground." - No it didn't. Hell, they even reviewed it to make sure it didn't hit the ground.

4) "Blake threw 3 interceptions." - You got one of them back for a 24 yard gain. And Charlie threw 2, one of them being his first pass, the other his fourth pass. Moot point.

3) "If we had gotten in the endzone we would have won big." - Agreed. You whupped us good in the first half. Too bad you couldn't finish the job with 7 each time instead of 3. We even gave you the ball on the 10 and you couldn't get a touchdown. Actually, you guys lost a yard.

2) "We just couldn't make any big plays." - Apparently you guys are blind. You guys were connecting with Sydney Rice all night. Mike Davis wasn't shabby either. Just say you couldn't score.

1) "If we didn't let them convert on 1st & 35 we would have won." - True. That's Carolina football for you.

63-36-4

I want a new rival. This one's broken.

Randomnimnity.

Hell, why not. My turn. Ideal stolen from Mandy...who actually borrowed it from Libby.

1) I love really, really, really bad music
2) I 100% of my news from either The Colbert Report or Yahoo! news
3) My sister and I's magic word is "Lobster" instead of "Please." It's been that since we were 3 & 7.
4) I made a poem when I was younger entitled "I like cornbread." It goes:
I like cornbread.
Cornbread likes me.
Something, something, something.
I like cornbread.
My sister and I both know this by heart. Unfortunately we can't remember the original line where "something, something, something" now resides.
5) My biggest pet peeve is people who misspell my name. Terence - 1 R, 3 Es, no As.
6) I know way more about the Power Rangers mythology and history than I should
7) I got up every morning while I was at CCF just to watch Power Rangers Ninja Storm.
8) Capcom's Street Fighter code is engraved into my soul. I don't know it anymore, but can do it at ease on a SNES controller.
9) My favorite color as a kid was red.
10) My favorite color now is blue.
11) I couldn't stand orange until junior year of high school.
12) I didn't learn that Clemson was in South Carolina until I was in the 8th grade
13) I was a South Carolina fan as a kid.
14) I was a dumb little kid.
15) I own every Nintendo system. Even the Virtual Boy.
16) I love traveling
17) Chicago is my most favorite city ever. Los Angeles is my least favorite.
18) I love hispanic girls -- but -- according to my friends, I only date/am attracted "fair-skinned" white girls. They're right (and way too observant).
19) I was known as a "rotation expert" in high school
20) I was the first person from my high school to be selected to attend the Governor's School of Science & Mathematics
21) I have my face on a Wheaties box. Seriously.
22) I once fell asleep at the boardroom table during a presentation by General Mills' CEO.
23) I made my family listen to Avril Lavigne's "Complicated" 14 times in a row on our last family vacation.
24) I haven't been on family vacation since 2002
25) I'm going to name my first child Chug as a result of a bet from my sister
26) I seriously never ever want to have any daughters
27) I've been known to fall in love over the littlest things
28) I've been known to stop caring over the littlest things
29) I don't hold grudges, I just don't give a fuck
30) I shattered my ankle roller skating in the 6th grade. I didn't get back on another pair of skates until I was a senior of college. Ice skates at that.
31) I want to sit in on an S & M session. Or an orgy. Just to watch. (No matter how I spin this, its not going to come out like I want to. Next...)
32) If I had TiVo, I'd never leave the house. Which defeats the point of the thing.
33) I once was part of a 3 hour argument over what color bananas are.
34) I HATE banana pudding and vanilla wafers
35) I can eat Italian food all day
36) I color in coloring books when I get bored
37) Any time I don't know a dude's name, I automatically call him "Steve"
38) "Hot Fuss" by The Killers is the only album I've purchased in the past three years
39) 70% of my dvd collection is made up of World Wrestling Entertainment dvds
40) My first dvd was "Ghostbusters"
41) My first CD was "Doggystyle" by Snoop Doggy Dogg
42) I once DJed a basement party. White girls love R. Kelly's "Ignition (Remix)"
43) I pick out the best (birthday/sympathy/i love you/friendship) cards.
44) My mom and I hid the fact we were related when she taught me in 7th Grade for about 5 months.
45) My first [real] kiss came in Algebra I class in 8th grade.
46) I've never seen the Shawn Michaels v. Kurt Angle match from WrestleMania 21 sober. I've seen it 7 times.
47) I get legitimately upset when Capcom or Nintendo retcon the history of their respective series for no good reason. Street Fighter Alpha 3, great game, but threw all of the history of the series out of the window.
48) My only fears are some rodents, hitting deer on the highway, and dying in the shower.
49) I watched the entire series of Sorority Life 2. Willingly.
50) I'm left handed as far as writing/eating goes, but my right hand is my dominant hand
51) I can't tie a tie
52) I tie my shoes using the "bunny ears" method
53) The clothes I sleep in look like I stole them from a homeless guy (holes in the shirts, ripped pants legs, paint stains, etc.)
54) I don't like most vegatables.
55) My worst habit: I bite my nails.
56) At one point in time I had the entire collection of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles action figures, vehicles, and play sets. Yes, even the Technodrome and that stupid blimp. And both versions of the April O'Neil figures.
57) I once worked in a Waffle House for three days.
58) My middle name is Oliver. My dad's name is Oliver. I only like it if I'm calling my dad (I call him Oliver) or if my full name is called (Terence Oliver Polk...sounds so regal).
59) I have three widow's peaks on my forehead.
60) My high school ring was a size 13. My collegiate ring is a 9.
61) I'm overly competitive when its not necessary... ;-)

Side note - I realized somewhere around 52 when I started reaching for random stuff, that I've done this before. I wish I could have added those five into this list. Oh well...

Top 5 Things That ROCK About Living Alone

Part II of II by Miss Mandy - Blog Is The New Black

5) Having the whole fridge and freezer space to yourself
4) Keeping the place as clean or as dirty as you want
3) Not having to listen to someone else's sad girly music through the wall
2) Walking around naked
1) Taking the longest, hottest shower possible just because you don't have to save the water!

(T_P Edit: How is taking a shit with the door open not on the list?)

Top 5 Things That Suck About Living Alone

Part I of II by Miss Mandy - Blog Is The New Black

5) Dinners for One
4) Paying utilities and not being able to split them
3) Always being the one to take out the trash
2) Feeling dumb when you laugh out loud at the TV with no one around
1) Having to check out scary noises all by yourself!

Top 5 People Who Should Be In Between Mariah & Shakira Instead of Billie Joe Armstrong

Image from Yahoo! Music

5) Ciara
4) Fergie (Black Eyed Peas)
3) Kelly Clarkson
2) Gwen Stefani
1) Me. Oh sweet Jesus how I'd love to be in that position.

Top 10 80s Sitcom Sidekicks

Guest List by Mandy of Blog Is The New Black

10) Mrs. Garrett (The Facts of Life)
9) Margaux (Punky Brewster)
8) Sophia (Golden Girls)
7) Kimmy Gibler (Full House)
6) Cockroach (The Cosby Show)
5) Buddy (Charles In Charge)
4) Skippy (Family Ties)
3) Boner (Growing Pains)
2) Vinny (Doogie Howser, M.D.)
1) Paul (The Wonder Years)

Top 5 Songs About Monday

List provided by Mandy of Blog Is The New Black fame...

5) Boomtown Rats - "I Don't Like Mondays"
4) Bangles - "Manic Mondays"
3) New Order - "Blue Monday"
2) Carpenters - "Rainy Days & Mondays"
1) Clientle - "Monday's Rain"

Mandy: i sent it to you as assistance
Mandy: so you don't have to think
Mandy: when you're hungover
Mandy: from the wknd

Mandy reeks of awesomeness.

Top 5 Rappers I Wonder What Happened To

5) Kurtis Blow - probably the most serious entry on the list. He had some good tracks back in the 80s.

4) Snow - Did he ever find out who the Informer was? And did he lick his boom-boom down?

3) Sir-Mix-A-Lot - Last I heard he was making ringtones. Waste of talent there.

2) Coolio - Man, how the mighty have fallen. At one point he was taking us all on a fantastic voyage and doing videos with Michelle Phefier (sp?). Then he got talked into doing the theme song for Kenan & Kel. Yeah, that was a good career move.

1) Skee-Lo - Did he ever get taller? Did he ever become a baller? Did ever get a girl who looked good so he could call her?

Honorable Mention:

• N 2 Deep - Everyone knows "Back 2 Da Hotel" after hearing it. They coulda been big.
• Cool C - "Glamorous Life" is seriously one of my all time favorite songs.
• Onyx or House of Pain - They coulda been the same group. Other than one being 4 black dudes from Oakland and the other being 4 Irish white guys, there wasn't much difference.
• Kriss Kross - I seriously believe that if JD used his new So So Def label (Dem Franchize Boyz, Bow Wow, etc) to reintroduce these guys again (hey, third time's the charm) they MIGHT be able to make it big. I'd hold off on the backward clothes though. It was dumb in 5th grade. It'll be dumb now.

Top 5 Internet Video Fads

Republished from EAP Post Grad 6 without all the filler commentary

5) WAZZZUP
4) Numa Numa
3) YATTA!
2) All Your Base
1) Star Wars Kid

Top 5 Worst Movies I've Seen In A Theater

5) Dude Where's My Car
4) Ready 2 Rumble
3) Good Burger
2) Super Mario Brothers
1) Street Fighter - hot damn that shit was awful

Top 5 Games That Don't Use A Normal Controller

5T) Samba de Amigo - Dreamcast (DC Maracas)
5T) Donkey Konga - Gamecube (DK Bongos)
4) World Class Track Meet - NES (PowerPad)
3) BattleClash - SNES (SuperScope)
2) Dance Dance Revolution - Multiple (Dance Pad)
1) Duck Hunt - NES (Zapper)

*I don't know why I even posted this list before I've gotten my hands on Guitar Hero. After that beacon of awesomeness from the music gods at Harmonix, expect everything on this list to shift down 1 spot.

Gibson SG guitar > NES Zapper

50th Post Special: Life Soundtrack

When you step away from life for a second, it seems as if we're all just characters in a movie. Now while some of us are in Cannes Film Festival quality movies, some of us are stuck in some B-movie production from Troma. Well either way, every good movie has to have a soundtrack, so guess what I'm going to do here. ;-) Now I know, what some of you are saying already. "But Terence, movies don't have soundtracks that have 50 songs." Well movies don't last for 22 years either. I'm sure that if all the important stuff in life happened to me in 2 hours & 15 mins I could get this list down to 15 songs or so, but I wasn't that fortunate...or unfortunate.

Unlike most of my lists, there's no real ranking to this, though the 15 most important songs will be bolded for SIGNIFICANCE. Or something like that. And before you think I can't do this, remember, I hold the most minute details in the same regard as the major life events. Look for little stuff to make a big factor on this list. Also, like every soundtrack, there will be songs that don't really make any sense.

An Ocean of Memories
50) Fastball - "The Way" (1st song on radio after getting my license)
49) Vitamin C - "Graduation" (high school graduation)
48) Sheryl Crow - "My Favorite Mistake" (Dawna)
47) Enrique Iglesias - "Bailamos" (Summer '99 in Minnesota)
46) Red Hot Chilli Peppers - "Californication" (Summer '00 in LA)
45) Eve 6 - "Here's To The Night" (Summer '01)
44) Avril Lavigne - "Complicated" (Summer '02)
43) Lil Jon & The Eastside Boys - "Get Low" (Summer '03/Clemson Orientation/92G)
42) Outshine - "Your Love" (Valentine's Day '03 - talk about a crazy day)
41) Trillville - "Get Some Crunk In Yo System" (Summer '04 / Piddy's Theme)
40) Gwen Stefani - "Hollaback Girl" (Summer '05)

Press Start or Die Tryin'
39) NAOKI - "B4U" (I lost 35 lbs playing DDR - aka, Diet Diet Revolution)
38) Donkey Kong Country theme ('96 World Video Game Championships - Region Champ)
37) Street Fighter II Champ. Edition - "1 Credit Finish Theme" (I rocked the house in SFII)
36) Super Mario Bros. - "Overworld Theme" (I'm a gamer. here by default)
35) Offspring - "All I Want" (Damn I love Crazy Taxi)

Every Protagonist Has To Fight Personal Demons
34) Def Leppard - "Pour Some Sugar On Me" (I spent way too much time w/ strippers)
33) Ivan Van Dahl ft. Marsha - "Castles in the Sky" (offered Coke - not the soda)
32) Bloodhound Gang - "The Bad Touch" (propositioned for a blowjob. The song playing was about as coincidental as it could get)
31) Pixies - "Velouria" (Worst hangover I've ever had. I felt completely empty.)
30) Alphaville - "Forever Young" (Ever wasted time in your life and you knew it?)
29) My Chemical Romance - "Helena" (As much as I love this song, it reminds me of the time when I'd wake up hating every second of life. It hurt just to get up and be productive. When I hear it now, I still remember feeling like I'd (phsycially and mentally) hit the lowest of the low and that up was the only way to go from there on out.
28) The Killers - "Smile Like You Mean It" (Every yin has its yang. I guess this would be playing during the scene where I pull myself up by the bootstraps and start making changes.)

Best Actress Nominees
27) The Cure -"Pictures of You" (Michele)
26) Lifehouse - "Hanging By A Moment" (Rebecca)
25) Sarah McLachlan - "I Will Remember You" (Deborah)
24) Depeche Mode - "Somebody" (Terence = hopeless romantic)

Real Men Aren't Afraid To Cry
23) Terry Jacks - "Seasons in the Sun" (PaPa)

You Won't Like Me When I'm Angry
21) NaS - "Ether"
20) 2Pac - "Hit 'Em Up"
19) Eazy-E - "Real Muthafukkin' G's"

Alter-Egos
18) Vince McMahon - "No Chance In Hell" ('99 SC FBLA Vice President / Mr. Polk's Theme)
17) Linkin Park - "Breaking the Habit" (Change in life course / "Terence's" Theme)

What Happened During Childhood?
16) Theme from "The REAL Ghostbusters" (I ain't fraid of no ghost)
15) Cookie Monster - "C is for Cookie" (and that's good enough for me)
14) Ernie - "I Don't Want To Live On The Moon" (kid song or not, I still love this one.)
13) Michael Jackson - "Beat It" (I really wanted to be Michael Jackson as a kid. Now, notsomuch)

Songs Playing When I'm Doing Something Stupid
12) Britney Spears - "Lucky" (I made up a dance to this. And taught it to Rachel.)
11) Journey - "Don't Stop Believin"
10) Bon Jovi - "Livin On A Prayer" (CU Orientation/Anything involving alcohol)
9) Outkast - "Hey Ya" (Clemson/Carolina '03 - ICE COLD!!)

What Makes Me Tick?
8) NaS ft Lauryn Hill - "If I Ruled The World" (Summer '97 / I always have this grandiose plans of how I want things to turn out. Unfortunately, I'm not always sure of how I to get into a position to where those dreams become reality.)
7) Clemson University Alma Mater (that the Tigers' roar my echo...)
6) WWE WrestleMania IX-XIV Theme (professional wrestling is part of what makes me me.)

This Is Me
5) Cool C - "Glamorous Life" (Along with being a hopeless romantic, I've been known to spoil a girl or two)
4) Geto Boyz - "Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta" (Sometimes I'm kind of a big deal. Or at least I like to think so.)
3) Eminem ft Dido - "Stan" (Sometimes I get a little down...)
2) Daft Punk - "One More Time" (...but life's too short to be sad. There's always a party somewhere.)
1) Pixies - "Where Is My Mind" (Sometimes I think too much. Sometimes I think about stupid stuff (like this list). But any way you slice it, I'm a thinker. That's what I do.)

Top 5 Cereals

5) Trix
4) Froot Loops
3) Lucky Charms
2) Honey Smacks
1) Honey Nut Cheerios

Top 5 TV Shows

5) WWE SmackDown!
4) Robot Chicken
3) CNBC Closing Bell
2) ESPN College GameDay Final
1) WWE Monday Night RAW

Ya know, I always say I want TiVo. If I had TiVo, barring any special events (football games, holiday specials, etc), I'd use it to record 3 hrs and 15 mins of television. RAW I always watch live and there'd be no point to record Closing Bell as the market changes daily. And then once College Football season ends, it'd down to 2 hrs and 15 mins of television.

Maybe I should just make sure my next computer has A/V inputs and Windows Media Center Edition installed.

Top 5 Rap CDs

5) Snoop Doggy Dogg - "Doggystyle"
4) Jay-Z - "Vol 2: Hard Knock Life"
3) Dr. Dre - "The Chronic"
2) 2Pac - "All Eyes On Me"
1) Notorious B.I.G. - "Ready To Die"

Top 5 Games You Were Guaranteed To Lose The Pieces To

Ranked based on probability of losing pieces AND fun

5) Mouse Trap*
4) Crossfire
3) Hungry Hungry Hippos
2) Perfection
1) Operation

* Anyone who still has a complete version of this game from when they were kids, you are a god among men

Most Used Computer Programs

Idea Shamelessley Stolen From Adam

10) Microsoft Solitaire
9) Windows Media Player 9
8) Microsoft Word
7) Animal Crossing Desktop Clock
6) Spybot Search & Destroy
5) StickyNote
4) Ares (shhh...)
3) AOL Instant Messenger
2) Winamp (it really whups the llama's ass)
1) Mozilla Firefox

Piddy's Top 5 Kids Show Theme Songs

(Sponsored by Retro Junk)

I made sure to specify that this is my list because I'm sure a lot of people are gonna go "what?" for some of these selections. And once again for fairness, the theme song from "The REAL Ghostbusters" is not eligible for consideration.

5) Mysterious Cities of Gold (theme)
4) Grimm's Fairy Tale Classics (theme)
3) Help! It's The Hair Bear Bunch (theme)
2) Heathcliff & The Cadillac Cats (theme)
1) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (theme)

Honorable Mention: The Banana F'N Splits (theme)

Top 10 Songs Used The Most Effectively In A Movie

Top 10 because I'm sure 5 won't be enough. These songs didn't necessarily have to directly related to a movie or on the sountrack, but its inclusion in the movie added something to it. And to make this fair, Ray Parker Jr's - "Ghostbusters" is not eligible.

10) Chuck Berry - Johnny B. Good (Back to the Future I & II)
9) KISS - "God Gave Rock & Roll To You II" (Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure)
8) Celine Dion - "My Heart Will Go On" (Titanic)
7) Jerry Goldsmith - "Gremlins Theme" (Gremlins / Gremlins 2)
6) Rainbow Brite - "Rainbow Brite & Me" (Rainbow Brite: The Movie)
5) Parker/Stone - "America, Fuck Yeah!" (Team America: World Police)
4) Steve Martin - "Dentist" (Little Shop of Horrors)
3) Righteous Brothers - "Unchained Melody" (Ghost)
2) Propellerheads - "Spybreak!" (The Matrix)
1) Pixies - "Where Is Your Mind" (Fight Club)

*shakeshead* I've never made a list that made so much sense yet none at all at the same time.

Top 5 Nintendo DS Wish List

5) Yoshi Touch & Go
4) Nanostray
3) Kirby Canvas Curse
2) Metroid Prime Pinball
1) Animal Crossing: Wild World

Top 5 Holidays

5) St. Patrick's Day
4) Labor Day
3) Thanksgiving
2) Halloween
1) Christmas