Top 5 Things Black People Do That White Folks Don't
More generalizations
5) Put more money into rims than retirement
4) Dress up for church
3) Put gold in their mouth. Their ENTIRE mouth.
2) Run on CP Time (This is actually done on purpose...)
1) "Nigga-rigging" (Hispanics are GREAT at this too)
Honorable Mention: Extravagant Greetings. A simple handshake or hug won't do. Greetings are uusally accompanied with weird noises, lots of hand signals, and depending on the relationship probably a small dance.
5) Put more money into rims than retirement
4) Dress up for church
3) Put gold in their mouth. Their ENTIRE mouth.
2) Run on CP Time (This is actually done on purpose...)
1) "Nigga-rigging" (Hispanics are GREAT at this too)
Honorable Mention: Extravagant Greetings. A simple handshake or hug won't do. Greetings are uusally accompanied with weird noises, lots of hand signals, and depending on the relationship probably a small dance.
posted by TOPolk at 6:39 PM
5 Comments:
Colored is an outdated term everywhere.
We still call it CP time tho
K so this is going to make me sound really white, but what is CP time?
Colored People Time. Usually if we say we're gonna be somewhere at a certain time, just go ahead and tack a least. 10 mins onto that.
---- OR -----
If we're on the way and you call us on the trip and ask where we're at, we're gonna say "I'm only X number of minutes away." Just go ahead and tack 15 on to that.
Oh. Well, I think that Dave, Kyle, and Adam are on CPT then. Cuz when we say "Monterrey's at 7," Jen and I don't even have to walk out of her place until at least 7:15! :-D
Naw, Libby. pkyle time is about CP+11½
Not sure what Adam or Dave time is.
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