Top 5 Things White People Do That Black Folks Don't
I'm in the mood for some broad generalizations...
5) Vote Republican
4) Have a country music station programmed on their radio
3) Like women with no meat on their bones
2) Play Golf (Tiger's only one person)
1) Kiss their pets in the mouth
Honorable Mention: Sleeping outside for ANYTHING. Football tickets, Xbox 360s, movie tickets, some super sale at Target, whatever. That's an all white event right there.
5) Vote Republican
4) Have a country music station programmed on their radio
3) Like women with no meat on their bones
2) Play Golf (Tiger's only one person)
1) Kiss their pets in the mouth
Honorable Mention: Sleeping outside for ANYTHING. Football tickets, Xbox 360s, movie tickets, some super sale at Target, whatever. That's an all white event right there.
posted by TOPolk at 6:34 PM
4 Comments:
Black folk eat mayonnaise. Oh trust me. I've worked in a sub place for 2 summers...we eat a HELLUVA lot of mayonnaise :-)
It'd be 2/5. And since you're not good at math either, I'd say you're blacker than you think.
(You see that joke? That's a joke white people can't make. If you laughed, I'll have your hood, wooden cross, and jug of gasoline in the mail in time for Christmas delievery.)
And Beth, I'm just busting your balls. :-) Don't hate me.
Not a big fan of the toothpick generally. A woman needs a figure. Bonus points if she can cook.
See Kyle, there you go. A man after my own heart. I'd shake your hand if you were around.
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