Friday, November 11, 2005

Top 5 Rappers I Wonder What Happened To

5) Kurtis Blow - probably the most serious entry on the list. He had some good tracks back in the 80s.

4) Snow - Did he ever find out who the Informer was? And did he lick his boom-boom down?

3) Sir-Mix-A-Lot - Last I heard he was making ringtones. Waste of talent there.

2) Coolio - Man, how the mighty have fallen. At one point he was taking us all on a fantastic voyage and doing videos with Michelle Phefier (sp?). Then he got talked into doing the theme song for Kenan & Kel. Yeah, that was a good career move.

1) Skee-Lo - Did he ever get taller? Did he ever become a baller? Did ever get a girl who looked good so he could call her?

Honorable Mention:
  • N 2 Deep - Everyone knows "Back 2 Da Hotel" after hearing it. They coulda been big.
  • Cool C - "Glamorous Life" is seriously one of my all time favorite songs.
  • Onyx or House of Pain - They coulda been the same group. Other than one being 4 black dudes from Oakland and the other being 4 Irish white guys, there wasn't much difference.
  • Kriss Kross - I seriously believe that if JD used his new So So Def label (Dem Franchize Boyz, Bow Wow, etc) to reintroduce these guys again (hey, third time's the charm) they MIGHT be able to make it big. I'd hold off on the backward clothes though. It was dumb in 5th grade. It'll be dumb now.

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