Top 5 White Rappers...

...not named Eminem.

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5) John Cena - Wrestler or not, Cena put out a decent album
4) Paul Wall
3) Kid Rock - Kid gets the #3 spot JUST for his DJ'ing skills.
2) Aesop Rock
1) Beastie Boyz

Honorable Mention
House of Pain/Everlast
Snow
N 2 Deep - "Back to the Hotel" was almost enough to shoot them over Cena

Top 5 Wrestling Factions

5) Fabulous Freebirds (Michael PS Hayes, Terry Gordy, Jimmy Garvin, DDP)
4) Hart Foundation (Bret Hart, Owen Hart, British Bulldog, The Anvil, Brian Pillman)
3) D-Generation-X (Triple H, X-Pac, Chyna, Road Dogg, Bad Ass Billy Gunn)
2) the new World order [nWo] (Hollywood Hogan, Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, Syxx)
1) The Four Horsemen (Ric Flair, Arn Anderson, Ole Anderson, Tully Blanchard)

Honorable Mention:
the blue World order [bWo] (Hollywood Nova, Da Blue Guy, Big Stevie Cool, 7-11)
The Nation (The Rock, D-Lo Brown, The Godfather, Mark Henry, Ahmed Johnson)

Top 5 Low Budget Films

5) The Toxic Avenger
4) The Evil Dead
3) Resvoir Dogs
2) Kids
1) Clerks

Honorable Mention
Evil Dead II
Tromeo & Juliet
Napoleon Dynamite

Top 5 Things I Love About My '07 Camry

5) It's Sexy. Camry's aren't supposed to look cool.
4) Everytime I start the car, the dashboard reads "Welcome to Camry." The dork inside me likes that a lot. The only way that would be better would be if some female robotic voice said it.
3) It come standard with auxilary jacks (iPod) and it plays MP3 (data) CDs. I knew about the former and was planning on buying an iPod to take advantage of that. I didn't find out about the latter until I got in to drive it for the first time. Guess who's not buying an iPod anymore.
2) 31 MILES PER GALLON. After driving a Buick for the past 4 years, I don't know who's happer - me or my bank account.
1) 268 hp. The Speedometer goes to 160mph. Hot damn I can't wait to get on a good open stretch of I-26 or I-95.

Honorable Mention:
- There's 7 Airbags inside this thing. I feel really safe. But damn if the Claims Adjuster part of me isn't afraid of getting in an accident. If those things go off, can you say OTL? (Obvious Total Loss)