Top 5 WrestleManias

No need for my personal opinion here. These 5 WrestleManias can stand on their own.

5) WrestleMania III - 1987
- Honky Tonk Man v. Jake "The Snake" Roberts
- Intercontinental Championship Match: Macho Man Randy Savage v. Ricky Steamboat
- WWF World Heavyweight Championship Match: Hulk Hogan v. Andre the Giant

4) WrestleMania VIII - 1992
- Intercontinental Championship Match: Bret Hart v. Rowdy Roddy Piper
- Shawn Michaels v. Tito Santana
- Hulk Hogan v. Sycho Sid Vicious
- WWF World Heavyweight Championshp Match: Macho Man Randy Savage v. Ric Flair

3) WrestleMania XIX - 2003
- Shawn Michaels v. Chris Jericho
- Hollywood Hulk Hogan v. Vince McMahon
- The Rock v. Stone Cold Steve Austin
- WWE Championship Match: Brock Lesnar v. Kurt Angle

2) WrestleMania XIV: X-Raided - 1998
- European Title Match: Owen Hart v. Triple H
- Intercontinential Title Match: Ken Shamrock v. The Rock
- Dumpster Match for the WWF Tag Team Titles: Cactus Jack/Chainsaw Charlie v. New Age Outlaws
- Undertaker v. Kane
- WWF World Heavyweight Championship: Stone Cold Steve Austin v. Shawn Michaels

1) WrestleMania X - 1994
- Bret Hart v. Owen Hart
- Intercontinental Title Ladder Match: Shawn Michaels v. Razor Ramon
- WWF Heavyweight Championship Match1: Lex Luger v. Yokozuna
- WWF Heavyweight Championshp Match2: Bret Hart v. Yokozuna

Honorable Mention
WrestleMania IV - 1988
- 20 Man Battle Royale
- 14 Man WWF World Heavyweight Championship Tournament
Participants: "Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase, "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan, Don Muraco, Dino Bravo, Greg "The Hammer" Valentine, Ricky Steamboat, Butch Reed, One Man Gang, Bam Bam Bigelow, Ravishing Rick Rude, Jake "The Snake" Roberts, Macho Man Randy Savage, Hulk Hogan, & Andre the Giant
*** WM IV still holds the record for most matches on a card with 15 ***

7 More Days Until WrestleMania 22...

Top 5 Cover Songs

This is a rare case. Whenever I do my Cinco lists, I try to aim to have some consistency. I try not to have something be outranked/omitted in one list only be to ranked higher/placed on a subsequent similar list. One example of where I don't do this is my Top WrestleMania Matches list and my Top Wrestilng Matches list. In which case I'll retcon the latter list. Hogan v. Savage was good, but better than TLC II, Savage/Steamboat, and Hart/Michaels II, definitely not.

I also try to make sure I don't do the same list twice. The following post is an example of me doing just that. When I got to the top of the list I got a feeling that "hey, I've done this before." I searched through Cinco and nothing came up, forgetting that I have/had about 3 other places on the web where I spew my thoughts. Definitely pulled up a list from BlogMix which was posted on July 20th, 2005. I've included that list also in this post...

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5) Atreyu (Bon Jovi) - "You Give Love A Bad Name"
Very faithful to the source material w/ a hard metal edge thrown in. I'm not sure what Atreyu was going for in covering this song, but hardcore credibility probably wasn't it. Either way, great version.

4) Marilyn Manson (Gloria Jones) - "Tainted Love"
A cover of a cover (Soft Cell was not the original artist)... Manson's version does a really good job of capturing the torment and angst felt when one goes through a troublesome breakup. Slighty demonic bassline, but hey, it adds a little spice to it.

3) Outshine (Outfield) - "Your Love"
The vocals aren't as good as the original, but I think the music and tempo is actually better in this one. The difference is almost night and day. Speaking of which, this version is better for driving around at night while the original would seem to fit better on a summer day w/ the top down.

2) Britney Spears (Joan Jett & The Blackhearts) - "I Love Rock & Roll"
Rag on Brit Brit all you want. Sure she's married to that loser kFed. Yeah, she's released a few songs that fell flat. And let's not forget that HORRIBLE version of Bobby Brown's "My Prerogative" she did a few years back. But even w/ all that in her back catalog, the heir apparent to Madonna's "Queen of Pop" title did a wonderful job on The Blackhearts staple song. The guitar work isn't as good, but Brit's sexy vocals do more than enought to make up for it.

1) Orgy (New Order) - "Blue Monday"
Definitely a case of preferring the cover over the original. While the original was covered in 80s NuWave Synthesizers, this one is definitely more rock based. Guess which one has aged well and which one hasn't. The New Order version definitely dates itself.

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July 20, 2005 - From EAP BlogMix

In one of those "I think I'll make a CD...wait, this would also make a good list for the EAP" moments, here's a list of my favorite cover songs. Instead of letting this rot away on my HD until I decide to write an actual EAP (which might be a while. I like doing the daily snippets thing), I figured I'd go ahead and post this now.

Songs in blue mean I actually prefer this version over the original. Enjoy. Leave comments with anything you think I left out or should give a listen to.

My Favorite Cover Songs:
10) Faith Hill – “Cry” (Originally performed by Angie Aparo)
9) Nikki French – “Total Eclipse of the Heart” (Originally performed by Bonnie Taylor)
8) DJ Sammy ft Yanou – “Heaven” (Originally performed by Brian Adams)
7) Marilyn Manson – “Tainted Love” (Made famous by Soft Cell, Originally performed by Gloria Jones)
6) Outshine – “Your Love” (Originally performed by Outfield)
5) Pearl Jam – “Last Kiss” (Originally performed by Frank Wilson and the Cavaliers)
4) DHT – “Listen To Your Heart” (Originally performed by Roxette)
3) Solar Twins – “Rock the Casbah” (Originally performed by The Clash)
2) Orgy – “Blue Monday” (Originally performed by New Order)
1) Missing Heart – “Moonlight Shadow” (Originally performed by Maggie Reilly)

Honorable Mention
Alien Ant Farm – “Smooth Criminal” (Originally performed by Michael Jackson)
Rod Stewart – “The First Cut is the Deepest” (Originally performed by Cat Stevens)
=== I truly believe that Sheryl Crow covered the Rod Stewart version and not the original ===
Michael Andrews – “Mad World” (Originally performed by Tears For Fears)
Snoop Dogg - "Vapors" (Originally performed by Biz Markie)

Dishonorable Mention
Presidents of the USA – “Video Killed the Radio Star” (Originally performed by The Buggles)
Madonna – “American Pie” (Originally performed by Don McLean)
William Hung – “Hotel California” (Originally performed by The Eagles)
=== I know he was cashing in on his 15 mins of fame, but this is a classic. !No toque! ===

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Okay, at least on the bright side, the 3 songs that are included on the new list are in the same "order" as they were on the original list. As for the rest of the list, I flat out forgot about the other songs. 5 can be a restraining number sometimes so you tend to remember the 5 most prominent songs. With that being said, there are 2 new songs on the list, so I've got to fit them in there somewhere...so without furuther adieu...

10) Atreyu - "You Give Love A Bad Name"
9) Faith Hill - "Cry"*
8) Marilyn Manson - "Tainted Love"
7) Outshine - "Your Love"
6) Pearl Jam - "Last Kiss"
5) DHT - "Listen To Your Heart"
4) Britney Spears - "I Love Rock & Roll"
3) Solar Twins - "Rock the Casbah"
2) Orgy - "Blue Monday"
1) Missing Heart - "Moonlight Shadow"

*I know. I bumped it up one spot. Sue me.

Top 5 Songs To Play Air Guitar To

5) Guns-N-Roses - "Welcome to the Jungle"
4) Boston - "More Than A Feeling"
3) Metallica - "Master of Puppets"
2) Queen - "Bohemian Rhapsody"
1) Jimi Hendrix - "Voodoo Child"

Honorable Mention
Joan Jett & The Blackhearts - "I Love Rock & Roll"
KISS - "God Gave Rock & Roll To You"
The Ramones - "I Wanna Be Sedated"

Crap On SmackDown?

We all know that SmackDown! is the "inferior" of the 2 WWE brands, but this years WrestleMania is ridiculous. It's basically a RAW pay-per-view with a couple SmackDown! matches thrown in for good measure.

SmackDown! Matches in Blue, RAW Matches in red

World Wrestling Entertainment Championship Match
Triple H v. John Cena (c)

World Heavyweight Championship Triple Threat Match
Randy Orton v. Rey Mysterio v. Kurt Angle (c)

Mr. McMahon v. "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels

HaRDcOrE Street Fight
"The Hardcore Legend" Mick Foley v. "The Rated R Superstar" Edge w/ Lita

United States Championship Match
John Bradshaw Layfield v. Chris Benoit (c)

Casket Match
"The World's Strongest Man" Mark Henry v. The Undertaker

World Tag Team Championship Match
Carlito/Chris Masters v. Kane/The Big Show (c)

Women's Championship Match
Mickie James v. Trish Stratus (c)

Playboy Pillow Fight
2004 Covergirl Torrie Wilson v. 2006 Covergirl Candice Michelle

Interpromotional "Money in the Bank" Ladder Match
Rob Van Dam v. Ric Flair v. Shelton Benjamin v.
Matt Hardy v Finlay v. Bobby Lashley

The Boogeyman v. Booker T w/ Sharmell

By my count that's 6 RAW matches to SmackDown!'s 4 Matches. Where's the Cruiserweight Championship match? Why aren't the WWE Tag Team Titles on the line? Thats 2 more matches for SmackDown! Then out of the 4 matches SmackDown! has only 2 of them have some sort of potential of being watchable.

*shakeshead* The WWE's blue team has got a way to go. But considering the year they've had (Eddie passing, Batista being injured, the Draft Lottery not going in their favor), they're not doing as bad as they could potentially be doing.

Top 5 WrestleMania Matches

5) WrestleMania 21: RAW v. SmackDown! Interpromotional Match: Kurt Angle v. Shawn Michaels
I almost don't want to put this match on the list since its so new, but hot damn, its that damn good. The last "dream match" that could be had using the Interpromotional rosters was definitely the best one. The best 2 best WWE wrestlers of the last 10 years going at it toe to toe. Easily the best match on the card.

4) WrestleMania X-7: World Tag Team Championship - TLC II: Edge & Christian v. Hardy Boyz v. The Dudley Boys
Many times when the WWE attemps a sequel to a great match, they tend to miss the mark a bit. While the prior SummerSlam's original TLC match delievered, TLC II delievered in every way possible on "the grandest stage of them all." What was possibly one of the best tag team matches in history was also probably one of the most brutal. How do you learn to fall off of a 20 foot ladder? You don't.

3) WrestleMania XII: Iron Man Match for the WWF World Heavyweight Championship: Shawn Michaels v. Bret "The Hitman" Hart
Truthfully, I don't really like this match. Its a little slow paced and I remember the fact that its length (60 mins) attributed to the other matches on the card being rather short. I also don't really like Bret Hart. But, my bias aside, I can't deny that this match is a classic. Its also one of the few matches I pull out when people go "How can you watch this fake stuff?" When you have two master technicians in the ring with plenty of time on their hands, they will suck anyone into believing, if only for an instant, that wrestling is "real."

2) WrestleMania III: Intercontinental Championship: "Macho Man" Randy Savage v. Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat
Sure WrestleMania III is known for setting an indoor attendance record of 93,173, a record that still stands today. And its also known for Hulk Hogan being the first man to successfully bodyslam and pin Andre the Giant. But what it should be known for is the 5-star classic that Savage and Steamboat put on. Its so good that I've already made it a pre-req that any woman who marries me has to know what the best match at WrestleMania III was. It saddens me that when I did a Top 5 Wrestling Matches back in the early days of Cinco, I completely forgot about this match. I'm a bad wrestling fan.

1) WrestleMania X: Ladder Match Intercontinental Championship - Shawn Michaels v. Razor Ramon
THIS is the match that got me hooked on wrestling. I had been a big fan before, but wasn't die hard. That all changed after this match. Revolutionary for its time and it still holds up very nicely today.

Top 5 SNICK Shows

Since we're on the Nickelodeon/80s/90s Groove...

5) Invader ZIM
- quirky with very good animation. unfortunately very short lived also.

4) The Ren & Stimpy Show
- this was before Nickelodeon/Viacom cut off John K's balls

3) Kenan & Kel
- who loves Orange Soda?

2) Are You Afraid of the Dark (original run)
- The Original Midnight Society was a great way to end SNICK every Sat. Unfortunately, the group they used when they brought the show back form the dead wasn't as captivating.

1) Clarissa Explains It All
- great show with good humor that surprisingly holds up well today. having Melissa Joan Hart as the main star didn't hurt either. mmm, Melissa Joan Hart.

Honorable Mention
Roundhouse
All That

Top 5 80s Shows/Cartoons

Cameo Appearance by Beth

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5) Sharon, Lois, & Bram's Elephant Show (link)
4) David the Gnome (link)
3) Jem and The Holograms (link)
2) Muppet Babies (link)
1) Reading Rainbow (link)

*They aren't in any particular order because they are all wonderful

Honorable Mention
Noozles
Alvin and The Chipmunks
Care Bears
Zoobilee Zoo
The Wuzzles

Top 5 Nickelodeon Game Shows

Cameo Appearance by Beth

5) Wild & Crazy Kids
4) Legends of the Hidden Temple
3) Nick Arcade
2) Double Dare/Family Double Dare
1) What Would You Do?

Top 5 Worst WrestleManias

Unfortunately, this year's WrestleMania is not developing like its supposed to. World Wrestling Entertainment has its hype machine in full throttle, but something just isn't clicking. So as a result, I'm going to hype myself up for WrestleMania. There's 3 Sundays between now and WrestleMania, so each Sunday I'll do a "Top 5" WrestleMania-themed list. So without further adieu...

5) WrestleMania 2 - Someone up in Stamford, Connecticut decided it'd be a brilliant idea to hold WrestleMania in three different arenas simulataneously. Well it looked good on paper. Having a main event of King Kong Bundy v. Hulk Hogan for the WWF Heavyweight Championship didn't help matters either. On the bright side, it was in a steel cage.
Special Note: 1/3 rd of this WrestleMania was held in Chicago. Keep that in mind.

4) WrestleMania XI - Notsomuch bad as in just not worthy of being called "WrestleMania." Also, at the biggest show of the year, your Heavyweight Championship Match should not play second fiddle to a main event of Lawrence Taylor v. Bam Bam Bigelow.
Special Note: Jenny McCarthy and Pamela Anderson were in attendance at this WrestleMania. Unfortunately, they did not participate in a mud wrestling match.

3) WrestleMania VII - You know its going to be a bad year when they can't even sell out the original arena. Originally to be held at the L.A. Coliseum, low ticket sales forced WrestleMania to be held at the Sports Arena. The WWE will say otherwise though.
Special Note: The Undertaker began his impressive 13-0 WrestleMania streak at WM7 with a win over "Superfly" Jimmy Snuka

2) WrestleMania IX - This WrestleMania broke one of the 2 unspoken WrestleMania rules. 1) Don't hold WrestleMania's in Chicago. 2) Don't hold WrestleMania's outside. Well considering that WM9 was held at Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas, the Chicago rule wasn't broken. And the way the main event went down w/ the Heavyweight Title changing hands twice (once to an unadvertised Hulk Hogan) just tainted the whole thing.
Special Note: This is the only time you will ever see WWE Commentator Jim Ross in a toga.

1) WrestleMania 13: Heat! - There were three things wrong with this WrestleMania before the first match was annoucned. 1) The number 13 is never good. 2) That silly subtitle. 3) It was being held in Chicago. As far as star power goes, this WrestleMania should have been better than it was. Undertaker, British Bulldog, Triple H, (a very young) The Rock, and Owen Hart all made appearances on this card -- its just that none of the wrestling was very good. Thankfully a submission match between Stone Cold Steve Austin and Bret Hart made this WrestleMania somewhat watchable.
Special Note: There was nothing special about this WrestleMania. Bad, bad, bad.


And for those of you keeping score at home, this year's WrestleMania (22) is being held at the Allstate Arena, which was formerly the Rosemont Horizon -- home of (a portion of) WrestleMania 2 and WrestleMania 13. Yep. This one's in Chicago.

Top 5 Cartoon Bands

5) Josie & The Pussycats
4) The Banana Splits*
T-2) Alvin & The Chipmunks
T-2) Jem & The Holograms
1) Gorillaz

Honorable Mention
The Neptunes (Jabberjaw)
Fat Albert & The Cosby Kids
California Raisins

Dishonorable Mention
That stupid ass Crazy Frog


*I love the Banana Splits, but let's be honest here, outside of their theme song, their songs were pretty awful.

Top 5 Things that Made My (Libby's) Day Brighter

5) Hearing "Everybody Wang Chung Tonight" over the sound system in Wal-Mart
4) Hearing the American Idol guys perform tonight
3) New Sharpies and Visa-Vis markers
2) The bag of Double Stuff Oreos and the Cherry Coke in which I indulged
1c) The really random (AND really cute) PC guy running across the intersection that smiled and waved at me
1b) My friend Bailey
1a) Being added to Terence's Cinco de Piddy blog as a contributor!

5 x 3

No matter how bad something is, adding girls to it automatically makes it better.


Considering Cinco was already all types of awesome beforehand, there is no adjective to describe it now.

Top 5 Songs Mandy Absolutely ABHORS (hates, very strongly)

5) Bobby McFarin - "Don't Worry, Be Happy"
4) Peter Gabriel - "Shock The Monkey"
3) Aretha Franklin - "Pink Cadillac"
2) The Four Seasons - "Oh What A Night (December 1963)"
1) Creedence Clearwater Revival - "Out My Backdoor"

Johari Window

Check this out:

http://kevan.org/johari?name=TOPolk

It'll take about 45 seconds to do. I'm curious as to what the results will be.

Terencetron Traxxx

One of those "personal lists" - similar to the one I did for wrestling shows a while back. This one is just here to help me keep track of what songs/videos I've used on the Terencetron.

1. Trillville ft. Pastor Troy - "Get Some Crunk In Your System" (Twice)
2. A.F.I. - "Silver & Cold"
3. Ja Rule ft. Jadakiss & Fat Joe - "New York, New York"
4. Daft Punk - "Robot Rock" (Twice)(2005 BlogMix Video of the Year)
5. Eazy-E - "Real Muthafukkin' G's"
6. Johnny Cash - "Hurt"
   
7. Junior/Senior - "Move Your Feet"
   
8. Gwen Stefani - "Hollaback Girl"
9. Moby - "Mission:Impossible Theme"
10. Natasha Bedingfield - "These Words"
11. Video: Opening Credits from "The Real Ghostbusters"
12. Gorillaz - "Feel Good Inc"
13. Adam Sandler - "The Lonesome Kicker"
14. The Cure - "Pictures of You" (Live)
    
15. Green Day - "Basketcase"
16. Video: Terence, Mikey, Michele, & Phil at Six Flags Over Georgia
17. Video: "The Eric Show - The X Video"
18. Alphaville - "Big In Japan"
19. The Killers - "Smile Like You Mean It"
20. Shakira - "Suerte" (aka - "Whenever, Wherever")
    
21. Pixies - "Velouria"
22. Quiet Riot - "Cum On Feel The Noise"
23. Video: Dance Dance Revolution - Dynamite Rave
24. Outkast - "ATLiens"
25. Shakira - "Te Aviso, Te Anuncio" (aka - "Objection (Tango)")
26. Jewel - "Intuition"
    
27. Blink-182 - "What's My Age Again"
28. Lil Flip ft. Mannie Fresh - "What It Do"
29. Youngbloodz - "Presidential Shit"
30. Video: World Wrestling Entertainment - Triple H Entrance Video
    
31. Cool C - "The Glamorous Life"
32. Shakira - "Don't Bother"
    
33. Hawthorne Heights - "Ohio Is For Lovers"
34. Avril Lavigne - "Complicated"
35. Eminem - "Stan"
36. Waterproof Blonde - "Just Close Your Eyes"
    
37. Outkast - "Bombs Over Baghdad"
38. Lil Scrappy & Trillville ft. Lil Jon - "Neva Eva (Get On My Level)
    
39. Video: World Wrestling Entertainment: Triple H - King of Kings
40. Vendetta Red - "Silhouette, Serenade"
41. System of a Down - "Aerials"
    
42. Radiohead - "Karma Police"
43. Marilyn Manson - "This Is The New Shit"
    
44. Scar - "Be Prepared"
45. The Bloodhound Gang - "The Bad Touch"
46. Journey - "Wheel In The Sky"
47. Shakira ft. Wyclef Jean - "Hips Don't Lie"
48. Eminem - "The Way I Am"
49. Nintendo - "Super Mario Bros. SuperShow" Intro
50. She Wants Revenge - "Tear You Apart"
51. Daft Punk - "One More Time"
52. Panic! At The Disco - "I Write Sins, Not Tragedies"
53. Orgy - "Blue Monday"
54. Soul Train Intro
    
55. Vimeo - Champ Bailey - "Fuck Yo Couch"
56. WWE: ECW One Night Stand - RVD v. Cena
57. Lil Jon - "Snap Your Fingers"
58. Zombie Nation/Carolina Hurricanes - "Kernkraft 400"
    

Top 5 Disney Villians

5) The Hunter (Bambi) - Someone got killed in a Disney movie? Yeah, it would be a long time before that happened again. Probably the reason all these activists are so anti-hunters. They can't let go of seeing Bambi's mom catch a slug between the eyes. She woulda been hit by a car anyways.

4) Cruella DeVille (101 Dalmations) - Probably only on the list because she has a bad ass name. I mean, wanting to kill puppies really isn't THAT bad. There's too many dogs around now anyways. Though I'm sure wanting to gas 101 of them would earn you a trip to the slammer in any state.

3) Jafar (Aladdin) - Tragically flawed when compared to the other villians. Where as most of the other villians are stopped due to carelessness, it was Jafar's own selfish greed that brought him down. But as far as a bad guy goes, he's pretty solid. Evil sorcerer. Default bad guy mustache. Dark colors. He fits the template. And at least Disney still uses him pretty often - he gets a pretty prominent spot around the Disney parks when "something evil" needs to happen. On Disney's list he's probably the #1 guy, but that's probably because most of their other villians are either a) not that evil b) not human (see #1 & 2)

2) Ursala (The Little Mermaid) - A big, ugly, fat bitch. Who had magic and the ability to turn into a hot brunette bitch. Hell, if her song was half decent or she had punched Ariel in the face, there might have been an upset for the #1 spot.

1) Scar (The Lion King) - The most overlooked of Disney villians. But damn if he's not perfect in the role. Pure evil. Obnoxiously proper. Hell, he has an army of hyenas that goose step. Best of all, he's the only villian that actually accomplished what he set out to do for more than 5 minutes. Then there's that whole killing Mufasa thing -- which in the whole "PC" Disney era is pretty major. I'll be honest, by the end of the Lion King, I was cheering for this dude.

Oh yeah, he's also the only villian w/ a song that's actually pretty good and not just tossed in as an after thought...

Top 5 Disney Princesses

5) Cinderella - Charming. Beautiful. Soft-spoken. But she's blonde. Guess where that puts her on my list. Also easily replaceable, Sleeping Beauty anyone?

4) Snow White - A pale skinned brunette. Would probably be a few spots higher if it wasn't for that midget fetish she has. Which if it wasn't for the orgies probably wouldn't be that bad.

3) Belle (Beauty & the Beast) - Probably the best all around of the list and could easily be number one if it wasn't for the stiff competition at the top.

2) Ariel (The Little Mermaid) - She'd be prefect. All she does most of the time is smile and nod. What more could you ask from her? Other than a good douching. Probably a very good chance that in her human form her vag smells like fish.

1) Princess Jasmine (Aladdin) - Oh, she's hot. Not too much you can add to that. Who wouldn't want to go on a magic carpet ride with her?

Top 5 Superpowers I'd Like To Have

Blatantly Stolen from Dave's Top Five. I liked this idea a lot.

5) The ability to "Shape Shift" - Taking on any form I chose would have to have its advantages.

4) The ability to "Warp" - No pracitcal reason. I'm just lazy. Why go through all the trouble of driving to work and rushing to get there on time when I could just snap my fingers and *KAZAAM* I'm there. Would probably come in handy for Christmas shopping too.

3) The ability to speak and understand any language on the planet - This one is self explanatory. Though knowing me, once I got Spanish and Portuguese down, I'd stop.

2) The ability to see the correct answers automatically on a multiple choice test - The way our society is set up, do you realize how powerful this ability would be?

1) The ability to control time - If I screw up, do over. If I liked something, do over. Hopefully I could get this one implemented w/ cool TiVo sound effects.

Top 5 Guys Who Make Me Glad I'm Not A Lesbian

Cameo Appearance by Mandy of BlogIsTheNewBlack

5) Eric Dane
4) Adrien Grenier
3) Gavin Rossdale (middle school love still hot...)
2) Clive Owen
1) Jake Gyllenhaal (woah waaay hot in Donnie Darko. he woulda been #3 otherwise)

Top 5 Girls I'd Turn Lesbian For

Cameo Appearance by Mandy of BlogIsTheNewBlack

5) Paris Hilton
4) Marcia Cross
3) Famke Janssen
2) Mariska Hargitay
1) Jessica Alba (although she gets boo points for not being naked in playboy)

Mandy's First 5 Random Songs When She Hits Shuffle On Her Ipod Shuffle

Cameo Appearance by Mandy of BlogIsTheNewBlack

5) Teagan & Sara - "Walking With A Ghost"
4) REO Speedwagon - "Keep On Lovin' You"
3) Eddie Money - "I Wanna Go Back"
2) Kanye West - "Get 'Em High"
1) Hawthorne Heights - "Ohio Is For Lovers"