Top 5 Disney Princesses
5) Cinderella - Charming. Beautiful. Soft-spoken. But she's blonde. Guess where that puts her on my list. Also easily replaceable, Sleeping Beauty anyone?
4) Snow White - A pale skinned brunette. Would probably be a few spots higher if it wasn't for that midget fetish she has. Which if it wasn't for the orgies probably wouldn't be that bad.
3) Belle (Beauty & the Beast) - Probably the best all around of the list and could easily be number one if it wasn't for the stiff competition at the top.
2) Ariel (The Little Mermaid) - She'd be prefect. All she does most of the time is smile and nod. What more could you ask from her? Other than a good douching. Probably a very good chance that in her human form her vag smells like fish.
1) Princess Jasmine (Aladdin) - Oh, she's hot. Not too much you can add to that. Who wouldn't want to go on a magic carpet ride with her?
4) Snow White - A pale skinned brunette. Would probably be a few spots higher if it wasn't for that midget fetish she has. Which if it wasn't for the orgies probably wouldn't be that bad.
3) Belle (Beauty & the Beast) - Probably the best all around of the list and could easily be number one if it wasn't for the stiff competition at the top.
2) Ariel (The Little Mermaid) - She'd be prefect. All she does most of the time is smile and nod. What more could you ask from her? Other than a good douching. Probably a very good chance that in her human form her vag smells like fish.
1) Princess Jasmine (Aladdin) - Oh, she's hot. Not too much you can add to that. Who wouldn't want to go on a magic carpet ride with her?
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