Top 5 Disney Villians
5) The Hunter (Bambi) - Someone got killed in a Disney movie? Yeah, it would be a long time before that happened again. Probably the reason all these activists are so anti-hunters. They can't let go of seeing Bambi's mom catch a slug between the eyes. She woulda been hit by a car anyways.
4) Cruella DeVille (101 Dalmations) - Probably only on the list because she has a bad ass name. I mean, wanting to kill puppies really isn't THAT bad. There's too many dogs around now anyways. Though I'm sure wanting to gas 101 of them would earn you a trip to the slammer in any state.
3) Jafar (Aladdin) - Tragically flawed when compared to the other villians. Where as most of the other villians are stopped due to carelessness, it was Jafar's own selfish greed that brought him down. But as far as a bad guy goes, he's pretty solid. Evil sorcerer. Default bad guy mustache. Dark colors. He fits the template. And at least Disney still uses him pretty often - he gets a pretty prominent spot around the Disney parks when "something evil" needs to happen. On Disney's list he's probably the #1 guy, but that's probably because most of their other villians are either a) not that evil b) not human (see #1 & 2)
2) Ursala (The Little Mermaid) - A big, ugly, fat bitch. Who had magic and the ability to turn into a hot brunette bitch. Hell, if her song was half decent or she had punched Ariel in the face, there might have been an upset for the #1 spot.
1) Scar (The Lion King) - The most overlooked of Disney villians. But damn if he's not perfect in the role. Pure evil. Obnoxiously proper. Hell, he has an army of hyenas that goose step. Best of all, he's the only villian that actually accomplished what he set out to do for more than 5 minutes. Then there's that whole killing Mufasa thing -- which in the whole "PC" Disney era is pretty major. I'll be honest, by the end of the Lion King, I was cheering for this dude.
Oh yeah, he's also the only villian w/ a song that's actually pretty good and not just tossed in as an after thought...
4) Cruella DeVille (101 Dalmations) - Probably only on the list because she has a bad ass name. I mean, wanting to kill puppies really isn't THAT bad. There's too many dogs around now anyways. Though I'm sure wanting to gas 101 of them would earn you a trip to the slammer in any state.
3) Jafar (Aladdin) - Tragically flawed when compared to the other villians. Where as most of the other villians are stopped due to carelessness, it was Jafar's own selfish greed that brought him down. But as far as a bad guy goes, he's pretty solid. Evil sorcerer. Default bad guy mustache. Dark colors. He fits the template. And at least Disney still uses him pretty often - he gets a pretty prominent spot around the Disney parks when "something evil" needs to happen. On Disney's list he's probably the #1 guy, but that's probably because most of their other villians are either a) not that evil b) not human (see #1 & 2)
2) Ursala (The Little Mermaid) - A big, ugly, fat bitch. Who had magic and the ability to turn into a hot brunette bitch. Hell, if her song was half decent or she had punched Ariel in the face, there might have been an upset for the #1 spot.
1) Scar (The Lion King) - The most overlooked of Disney villians. But damn if he's not perfect in the role. Pure evil. Obnoxiously proper. Hell, he has an army of hyenas that goose step. Best of all, he's the only villian that actually accomplished what he set out to do for more than 5 minutes. Then there's that whole killing Mufasa thing -- which in the whole "PC" Disney era is pretty major. I'll be honest, by the end of the Lion King, I was cheering for this dude.
Oh yeah, he's also the only villian w/ a song that's actually pretty good and not just tossed in as an after thought...
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