Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Top 5 Horror Films

(Yes, I just moved this post from June 25th. I'm over it.)

5) Pet Semetary**
4) Texas Chainsaw Massacre (the original)
3) The Exorcist
2) Poltergeist
1) Nightmare of Elm Street*

*highly doubtful that it would scare me now, but when I saw it I'm pretty certain I slept in my parent's room for a few days.
** I think this one would still scare me. I've seen it once and refuse to watch it again.

Bonus Video
The Ramones - "Pet Semetary"


How this happened, I don't know. I guess everyone trips at one point or another.

Monday, October 30, 2006

Top 5 Worst "Celebrites"

5) Suri Cruise
Best Known For: Being Tom Cruise's scientology produced lovechild
Little Known Fact: She's really a 3 year old Asian boy

4) Lindsay Lohan/Tara Reid
Best Known For: Being fantabulously hot at one point in time in their careers
Little Known Fact: Hell, the way the paparazzi follow them around, there are no little known facts.

3) Nicole Richie
Best Known For: Being way too fucking skinny
Little Known Fact: As a child, she saved her dad from dancing on the ceiling

2) Paris Hilton
Best Known For: Not knowing how to give good blowjobs
Little Known Fact: "Stars Are Blind" is actually a good song

1) Kevin "kFed" Federline
Best Known For: Somehow "trapping" former sexpot, Britney Spears
Little Known Fact: He once slapped WWE Champion John Cena in the face. For that, I am a fan.

Sunday, October 29, 2006

Sunday Night Selections

Call it a mini revival of sorts. Or call it boredom. Either way, I've blown the dust off of Cinco for a few new posts. First of which is an abbreviated version of Sunday Night Selections. Instead of my filler convo, just a quick list of songs I'm enjoying as of late...

Rock
Jack's Mannequin - "Dark Blue"
Watch The Video

Rap
DJ Unk - "Walk It Out"
Watch The Video

Retro
Billy Idol - "Rebel Yell"
Watch The Video

Random
Rascal Flatts - "What Hurts The Most"
Watch The Video
(This might be the first time I've listed a country song in SnS, but damn if I don't love this song. Unfortunately, due to this column I actually had to watch the video. Talk about ruining the mental image I had for the group and video. Not since Coldplay's video for "Yellow" have I been more disappointed with a video.)

Really Obvious
Ray Parker Jr. - "Ghostbusters"
Like ya'll didn't see this coming a mile away.