Top 5 Worst "Celebrites"

5) Suri Cruise
Best Known For: Being Tom Cruise's scientology produced lovechild
Little Known Fact: She's really a 3 year old Asian boy

4) Lindsay Lohan/Tara Reid
Best Known For: Being fantabulously hot at one point in time in their careers
Little Known Fact: Hell, the way the paparazzi follow them around, there are no little known facts.

3) Nicole Richie
Best Known For: Being way too fucking skinny
Little Known Fact: As a child, she saved her dad from dancing on the ceiling

2) Paris Hilton
Best Known For: Not knowing how to give good blowjobs
Little Known Fact: "Stars Are Blind" is actually a good song

1) Kevin "kFed" Federline
Best Known For: Somehow "trapping" former sexpot, Britney Spears
Little Known Fact: He once slapped WWE Champion John Cena in the face. For that, I am a fan.