Tuesday Night Tunes
Considering that there should be a regular Sunday Night Selections this Sunday, I figure I'd change pace a bit and list the worst songs of the summer. Read on at your own risk.
Carrie Underwood - "Jesus Take The Wheel"
I know. You're not supposed to rip on people singing about Jesus. It's not cool. But damn, I really hate this song. Is she singing about a car accident or is the whole song just a really bad metaphor? And I don't know who at ClearChannel decided that this song had crossover appeal, but they need to be fired. PuttPublish Posting this song between "Hustlin" and "I Write Sins, Not Tragedies" is not going to keep people from changing the dial.
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Brooke Hogan ft. Paul Wall - "About Us"
Out of the four songs listed here, this one is probably the least atrocious. Paul Wall's verses are actually pretty good and Brooke's singing is surprisingly above average. But in the grand scheme of things, she's just another dime-a-dozen blonde. If she were Britney, Christina, or Jessica beautiful this track might be a big springboard to a successful career. But she's not. Instead she's relagated to a few TRL appearances and forever living in her father's shadow. Who, by the way, is using this track as a way to get back into the wrestling spotlight.
“If things go our way, you might see why I’m a legend,” said Orton. “And if your daddy has a problem with that, he’ll find out why I’m the Legend Killer.”
Every wrestling fan is already rolling their eyes at the thought of a Randy Orton v. Hulk Hogan match at SummerSlam 06.
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Kelis ft. Too $hort - "I'm Bossy"
I'm trying to figure out why this track gets so much airplay. Kelis's vocals are horrible, the hook is obnoxious, and the video design is old news. Hell, not even Too $hort couldn't save this track. Guess when you're married to Nas (who's friends w/ hip-hop mogul Jay-Z again), who needs talent?
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2006's WORST SONG OF THE SUMMER
Project Pat ft. Three 6 Mafia - "Good Googly Moogly (That Thang Is Juicy)"
I've been reppin' those boys in Three 6 all year. They came up well. From "Tear Da Club Up '97" to winning an Oscar. This has been their time to shine. From back to back bangers ("Stay Fly" & "Poppin' My Collar") to doing a GREAT track for WWE Wrestler Mark Henry, they've been on fire.
Well it looks like someone just dropped a big bucket of water on them. This track is certified garbage.
Watch the Video
Carrie Underwood - "Jesus Take The Wheel"
I know. You're not supposed to rip on people singing about Jesus. It's not cool. But damn, I really hate this song. Is she singing about a car accident or is the whole song just a really bad metaphor? And I don't know who at ClearChannel decided that this song had crossover appeal, but they need to be fired. PuttPublish Posting this song between "Hustlin" and "I Write Sins, Not Tragedies" is not going to keep people from changing the dial.
Watch the Video
Brooke Hogan ft. Paul Wall - "About Us"
Out of the four songs listed here, this one is probably the least atrocious. Paul Wall's verses are actually pretty good and Brooke's singing is surprisingly above average. But in the grand scheme of things, she's just another dime-a-dozen blonde. If she were Britney, Christina, or Jessica beautiful this track might be a big springboard to a successful career. But she's not. Instead she's relagated to a few TRL appearances and forever living in her father's shadow. Who, by the way, is using this track as a way to get back into the wrestling spotlight.
“If things go our way, you might see why I’m a legend,” said Orton. “And if your daddy has a problem with that, he’ll find out why I’m the Legend Killer.”
Every wrestling fan is already rolling their eyes at the thought of a Randy Orton v. Hulk Hogan match at SummerSlam 06.
Watch the Video
Kelis ft. Too $hort - "I'm Bossy"
I'm trying to figure out why this track gets so much airplay. Kelis's vocals are horrible, the hook is obnoxious, and the video design is old news. Hell, not even Too $hort couldn't save this track. Guess when you're married to Nas (who's friends w/ hip-hop mogul Jay-Z again), who needs talent?
Watch the Video
2006's WORST SONG OF THE SUMMER
Project Pat ft. Three 6 Mafia - "Good Googly Moogly (That Thang Is Juicy)"
I've been reppin' those boys in Three 6 all year. They came up well. From "Tear Da Club Up '97" to winning an Oscar. This has been their time to shine. From back to back bangers ("Stay Fly" & "Poppin' My Collar") to doing a GREAT track for WWE Wrestler Mark Henry, they've been on fire.
Well it looks like someone just dropped a big bucket of water on them. This track is certified garbage.
Watch the Video
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