Cinco Arena: One Night Stand

ECW One Night Stand '06 was a rather memorable pay-per-view. While I would love to give a recap here, that's not what Cinco is used for. Cinco is used for lists. Nothing more, nothing less. What I'm going to do is construct a list of things that were chanted at WWE Champion John Cena, before, during, and after his match with Rob Van Damn by the RABID ECW fans in attendance at the Hammerstein Ballroom. I've been watching wrestling for YEARS and I have never seen a wrestler have "Home-Field Advantage" -- and I've seen Ric Flair wrestle in the Carolinas. There was not a single John Cena fan in attendance...

(Hyphens indicate crowd pauses)

• Ce-na-Sucks
• Ce-na-Swal-lows
• Ce-na-Sucks-Dick
  
• You-Can't-Wrestle
• Same-Old-Shit (during his 5-knuckle shuffle routine)
• You-Still-Suck (after Cena pulled out a rather impressive powerbomb on RVD)
• Fuck-You-Ce-na
• BOOOO!!! (everytime Cena connected with a punch)
• Ce-na-Fucked-Up (after a "spot" was botched -- though actually RVD messed up)
• You're-A-Pus-sy
• E-C-W, E-C-W, E-C-W (whenever they got tired of chanting everything else)
• THANK-YOU-EDGE!, THANK-YOU-EDGE!! (after Edge ran and speared John Cena through a table, allowing RVD to hit a 5-star frog splash for the victory)

Edge hasn't been cheered for the better part of a year and some change. Leave it to the ECW fans to change that.