Top 5 Sexual Fantasies (NSFW yet Clean)
Yeah, I stole one of Libby's suggestions. And as graphic and descriptive as I could have made this, I tried to keep it PG-13 (for the most part). I want you guys to respect me a little bit still. I also limited this list to celebrities. The internet is not the place for me to be describing what I want to do to people I know personally. Wanting to bone a former boss? Scandalous. Wanting to bone a celebrity, acceptable.
5) Dominique Moceanu - there's no real good pictures of her now that don't really fall into the category of kiddie porn, so this'll have to do. She's still really pretty. I like my girls little, and they don't really don't come much smaller than her. Plus she's a gymnast. *winkwink* She was pretty much the only reason I watched gymnastics during the '96 Olympics. And before someone goes, "ewww..." I was 13 at the time. Dominque was 14.
4) WWE Women's Champion Trish Stratus - I'm sure the 6 time WWE Women's Champ knows a trick or two. She could pin me and I promise you wouldn't kick out. Or maybe even better, she'd lock me into a sleeper hold. Maybe it'd look bad on my part if I passed out in her boussom, but can you really think of a better way to go out?
3) Selma Hayek - If I find a spanish girl, I want her to look like Selma Hayek. Pretty face, good boobs, great lips, brunette, total package. To be honest, I don't really have a fantasy in mind when it comes to Selma. We could be playing tiddlywinks, we could be tittyfucking, as long as I hear "Ey Papi..." I'm good.
And yes I said that. And I'm not sorry either.
2) Shakira - Once again with the little girls. 4'11'' she is. Anyways, the only reason she's ranked higher than Selma is because of those hips. Mmm...mmm...good. Just watching that thing is hypnotic in itself. My fantasy involves her bellydancing and lots of baby oil. And to quote from a conversation I've had many times, "I just want to be inside her. I don't care how, I don't care where. I just wanna say I was in there. My big toe in her ear? Good enough for me, I'm spent."
1) Vida Guerra - Surprise entry at #1. Whereas Shakira has the great hips, Vida has the ass. My fantasy with her isn't really sexual at all. I just want to take a nap on her ass. Just to lay my head on her asscheeks. Nothing more, nothing less. That thing looks like it sleeps great.
5) Dominique Moceanu - there's no real good pictures of her now that don't really fall into the category of kiddie porn, so this'll have to do. She's still really pretty. I like my girls little, and they don't really don't come much smaller than her. Plus she's a gymnast. *winkwink* She was pretty much the only reason I watched gymnastics during the '96 Olympics. And before someone goes, "ewww..." I was 13 at the time. Dominque was 14.
4) WWE Women's Champion Trish Stratus - I'm sure the 6 time WWE Women's Champ knows a trick or two. She could pin me and I promise you wouldn't kick out. Or maybe even better, she'd lock me into a sleeper hold. Maybe it'd look bad on my part if I passed out in her boussom, but can you really think of a better way to go out?
3) Selma Hayek - If I find a spanish girl, I want her to look like Selma Hayek. Pretty face, good boobs, great lips, brunette, total package. To be honest, I don't really have a fantasy in mind when it comes to Selma. We could be playing tiddlywinks, we could be tittyfucking, as long as I hear "Ey Papi..." I'm good.
And yes I said that. And I'm not sorry either.
2) Shakira - Once again with the little girls. 4'11'' she is. Anyways, the only reason she's ranked higher than Selma is because of those hips. Mmm...mmm...good. Just watching that thing is hypnotic in itself. My fantasy involves her bellydancing and lots of baby oil. And to quote from a conversation I've had many times, "I just want to be inside her. I don't care how, I don't care where. I just wanna say I was in there. My big toe in her ear? Good enough for me, I'm spent."
1) Vida Guerra - Surprise entry at #1. Whereas Shakira has the great hips, Vida has the ass. My fantasy with her isn't really sexual at all. I just want to take a nap on her ass. Just to lay my head on her asscheeks. Nothing more, nothing less. That thing looks like it sleeps great.
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