Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Top 5 Sequel Ideas to "Snakes on a Plane"

5) Snakes on a Hot Air Balloon
4) Snakes in the Ghetto: Snakes on Welfare (This is direct to video)
3) Snakes on a Bus (starring Keanu Reeves)
2) Snakes in a Theater (apparently someone beat me to this idea)
1) Snakes on a Boat

"I'M TIRED OF THESE MUTHAFUCKIN' SNAKES ON THIS MUTHAFUCKIN' BOAT!"

That line alone would probably convince me to see the that.
No. No it wouldn't. The first one was horrible. Hopefully no sequel ever gets made.

1 Comments:

Blogger TigerBelle113 said...

Dude. What about Snakes on a Train?

Or how about "Mo' Muthafuckin' Snakes on Mo' Muthafuckin' Planes"
(that's straight from Samuel L., himself, from some awards show)

5:35 AM, August 28, 2006  

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