Top 5 Things A Girl Can Do To Pussywhip Me...
...without giving up any pussy.
5) Cry. I don't care if its not even my fault as to why they're crying, I become completely helpless and do whatever they say.
4) Give good hugs. Weird, I know, but surprisingly this is not an easy trait to come by.
3) Cook well. Not bake well, cook. You feed me well (preferably Italian) and I'll probably wash your car with a toothbrush.
2) Wear their hair down. More of a personal preference than a leveraging tool, but its been used against me before.
1) Wear a skirt. Game. Set. Match. I'm a sucker for a girl who shows off her legs.
5) Cry. I don't care if its not even my fault as to why they're crying, I become completely helpless and do whatever they say.
4) Give good hugs. Weird, I know, but surprisingly this is not an easy trait to come by.
3) Cook well. Not bake well, cook. You feed me well (preferably Italian) and I'll probably wash your car with a toothbrush.
2) Wear their hair down. More of a personal preference than a leveraging tool, but its been used against me before.
1) Wear a skirt. Game. Set. Match. I'm a sucker for a girl who shows off her legs.
posted by TOPolk at 2:50 AM
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